It's pride month!!!!

And almost every character I like is either canon queer OR I headcannon their queernessssss

This will contain spoilers for a lot of the canon I'll mention :]

The Headcanons!!

I couldn't have started with other than Mozart !! from different media, like I see musical Mozart, Anime mozart and Amadeus Mozart and I can't stop thinking "he/they/it bisexual", I mean, look at him, look at this boy

And like a set of dolls, with musical Mozart I gotta mention Antonio Salieri, but this only musical, look at those eyes and I just see a gay man on his distress era. The very first time I watched Le bien qui fait mal I could only think "this is very bisexual", But the more I thik about it, Salieri gives me gay vibes, and the line "make everyone love me without feeling love myself" from Victime de ma Victoire convinced me he's also aromantic, follow me on this truth

Talking about Brooklyn 99, Jake Peralta himself, I think its canon it just need to be confirmed canon /j

Well, but he has the vibeee and when he helped Rosa with her comming out to her parents, love him

Okay but Robin from BBC Ghosts is too old for being a man, I mean, in the today's definition of a social gendered man. I Hc Robin as a nonbinary caveman and so what?????? Robin probably uses it/he AND they and not because he's like an animal, he would completly understand and accepts pronouns, change my mind

Nah but The moon system (Marc, Steven and Jake from Moon Knight) can't be neurotypical or cishet. I truly belive EVERY single of them is some flavor of bisexual and non binary

And to end the cringe, Freddy and Fred from FNAFHS are both bisexual and trans, this is totally true. Freddy is transboy and Fred is transneu non binary and they both like men, and girrls. And about FNAFHS I'll mention Joy too because I love her, my lesbian transfem daugther who I ship with Fred, love them

The most honorable mentions, Jedediah and Octavius from A night at the museum, they have kissed 101% sure and positive, like they're famous gays, and I love them in the movies. In the same sack Wilson and House from House MD they literally propose to each other and act like a old married couple but, its not canon somehow????? they could have kissed on that final scene and no one would have been suprised

More famous ships, Bucky, Sam, Steve from the MCU that are some kind of queer idc

A small mention to Sirius and Remus from HP just bc that's where I got one of my names from but I don't like thinking about hp since JK so, them

Finally, transmasc Michael Afton from FNAF movie, he just gives me so so much gender envy so, he (tell me he doesn't look like he's out of air bc of his binder)

The canons!!

My fav canons, Klaus from the umbrella academy who's non-binary, uses he/they and is pan. His relatioship with Dave was aghhh and the way Klaus dresses however he wants is amazing, I'll probably never watch last TUA season bc I've heard only negative stuff, but Klaus will stick with me forever

Ed/Blackbeard and Stede Bonette from Our Flag Means Death, who are a achillean canon couple ahhh I love them, they're my dads. I don't think its explicity said what is their sexuality but for the way it's presented i'd say both are gay <3 I really love specially how Stede's journey to realize he's in love is shown, its noticeable the way he doesn't understand he's in love because he never felt it before (or paid it much attention), and how he being "new" and the loving romantically stuff he decides going at sea to find Ed...

Ed s more decisive on this, he obviously knew. But what I like the most about them two is their dynamic, because one of them is a legendary pirate known for being blood-thirsty, fearless and wild, and the other is a high status man who grew up rich and soft. And when they're together is STEDE, as weak as he looks, who takes the initiative, he takes Ed's hands and tells him he's willing to wait, Stede takes Ed and tells him "I love you" because that's what he feels and eventually Ed trusts again

I hate when queer couples are reduced only to sex, but I can't let go the way their first time Ed was the bottom, he needed be shown love and caress and Stede did without problem, because Stede loves him

Maybe I should put them on the headcannon only, but I love them so much my heart just tells me its right to say John Laurens and Alexander Hamilton from real American Revolution were a queer couple

I've read enough future queer historians saying their letters are too queer even for their time for them to had been "just friends" and I belive them. It's specially appealing to me because they were real, there's no a "canon" or a way to know what really happened (or didn't), and just to remember Laurens would write letters to like three people regulary and one of them being his own father and the other one being Hamilton...or the way hamilton, the man who could write thousands of pages about a singular subject, has a single line dedicated to Laurens' death (and it was written some years after), its crazy because they were literally described as close friends and adressed togheter often. Crazy, and crazy love for them

This is a special one, General McNamara from Starkid's Hatchetfield collection!!, because McNamara is so so cool already, he's hilarus and inheretly in the good side, knowing he goes and fight with interdimentional and superpowrful gods just to, at eve, going back to his husband makes me happy. Love you McNamara

Now one more recent, Captain from BBC Ghosts!!!, I could talk too about the french, german or american versions of the captain, but I will not because the Captain is the captain and not even because Isaac is an american revolution ghost soldier I like him more, or at all

I love Captain :(((, every ghosts has their own angsty backstory because in general all of them are young, specially Kitty and Thomas, and I cryed with their episodes too but is pride month so Captain!!!. He's a WW2 soldier, he probably still keeps some interalized homophobia and still will never forget his lover, the fact that Captain can't let go the club Havers gaves him, not because of his love or because he forgets, but because physically his ghosts body will ever look the way it did when he died, wow

I-, Todd Chavez from Bojack Horseman, is just so important to me. By the time I watched Bojack for the first time I was figuring out I was ace so watching him being explicity asexual, dealing with it, so then he accpeted it AND opened a dating app for aces, was like all I needed to know. This also was the first time my brother knew about an ace character (we watched the serie together after I watched it myself and liked it), and that helped him to understand me better and have a positive ace reference

I will always cherish Todd for not only helping me out, but for being such a positive and open referent of a ace person

Very warm mention to Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99 not only for being openly gay in-universe, but his husband Kevin is also important and their relationship with the main character, Jake, is like hiaduo those are his dads your honor

No but how being black and gay is an important fact about Holt, and still it like fades and you just know it because he has a lot more of funny bits, Holt being Jake's dad and a great, the greatest Captain, we loved you Captain

Honorable mentions to Crowley and Aziraphale from Good Omens (who are achillean and some flavor of non binary and acespect), Lucifer from the Lucifer netflix show (he fucks everything, I love him for that), Beetlejuice from the musical (God bless a pan demon), Misha and Noel from Ride The Cyclone (tbh I don't remember if they together are canon, but Noel is very explicity gay), Barney and Logs from Dead End Paranormal Park (Barney is literally me, he's trans and gay, in a relationship with Logs), Bon and Bonnie from FNAFHS (both were meant to be canon, and besides Bon is canonically and explicity gay, please) and Jannet and Michael from The Good Place (who are not humans and said they have no gender :D) because i like them so so much but I watched their source media so long ago I don't remember enough to say something more than "I like them"